I'm moving next weekend and packing this weekend. Cleaning out some drawers, I found my Magic 8 Ball. When I was like 8, I went to a friends' birthday sleepover, and someone got her a Magic 8 Ball as a gift. It started some sort of weird obsession with them for me. I've always found it ideal to have one in the house. Sort of like a flashlight or a Bible or something. This particular one I bought in February, because I was having a slumber party and figured it would be needed, and it's actually a pink and purple one called a Magic "Date" Ball. (I for shit sure did NOT pay fifty bucks for it, btw)
I was happy to see the 8 Ball, because I had a question I'd been meaning to ask someone or something with powers to see into the future and/or the minds of others. So, I shook it up and thought real hard about my question.
"I don't know"
I didn't know that was even an option on that stupid triangle thing inside! I feel that giving this response is in breach of contract between Magic 8 Ball and Magic 8 Ball user. I know I can't always get "Absolutely! <3" or "Not a Chance," but "I don't know"?!? Neither do I, 8 Ball, that's why I shook your ass up!
This thing is going in the box marked "crap to put on Ebay."
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