Merry Christmas, Baby.... Sure Did Treat Me Nice

MissAlanny[dot]Com Company Christmas Photo, 2010

Happy Holidays and all of this and that.  Thank you for being patient through all of my down time in the later part of this year.  Things will be picking up after the new year, and this I promise you.  And, I mean... OUSTANDINGLY INCREDIBLE things.   I'm going to kick things off with the return of my Top Ten on January 1st, and the first week in January will also see the official return of CotW, which will feature the long awaited and highly anticipated post about Leonardo DiCaprio, in response to all that nonsense about this Michael Pitt person being a "hotter, more masculine and less twatty" upgrade of him.  NONSENSE!  But, we'll get to that later...

So, I have two computers in my possession (my old skoo iMac, which doesn't connect to the internet or open any software other than iTunes, and this p.o.s. laptop I bought bascially just for blogging and facebooking) and both are pretty well dunzo.  Do you remember when people were saying "dunzo"?  I believe this was a Laguna Beach thing.  Yeah, I watched Laguna Beach... Eat me.  Anyways - at this moment, I am blogging from a secret location.  As you can probably imagine, secret locations with internet access are hard to come by, so unfortunately, until I'm able to get a new computer (hopefully by mid-/late-January), my postings will be a little spotty.  But, this does NOT make me "twatty"... whatever the F this term has grown to mean. 

This should give you all plenty of time to come up with some Ask Miss Alanny questions :)  Please?  At this point, it would take a Christmas Miracle to keep that part of this site alive... No questions = No posts, geniuses.  Don't hate the playa... or the game.  What is your problem, anyways?  Stop hatin' me and my game and start sending in questions, already.  Keep the love alive, and whatever. 

Sooooooooo.... Season's Greetings!  I love you and I miss you, but we'll talk soon <3

Classic Convos: Texting with Momz

Date of convo:  12/15/2010
People involved:  Miss Alanny, Miss Alanny's Mother
Topic:  Bad Grandparenting
Helpful Notes for Understanding Context:  I texted my mother two times, and called once, requesting that she log into facebook and see some pictures that I posted of my dog, Sweet Baby Hamlet.  Each time, she responded with an enthusiastic "I will!" of sorts, and I awaited her delightful brand of fboo commentary.  Possibly two whole days had passed and I had yet to see evidence of her fulfilling this agreement.  I now deemed the enthusiasm fake, and was hurt for myself, and my dog child.

Worst grandma ever.  No real ones for you.

What are u talking about

Ham has 2 very important photo displays on facebook and you haven't even looked.

Have too.  Printed them off on my new printer and hung them up on the fireplace.

You didn't comment!

I know.  Sorry I got a call and didn't get back on the computer.

Well his feelings are very fragile and I don't appreciate you making him feel unloved.

Tell him im sorry.  I spoil him at christmas.  Hes gorgous

Yes, he is.  He should be a model.

I agree.

We are going to make our own line of greeting cards.

Cool.  I will buy the . 1st doz. Copies

The first set will feature me as the model.  Hamlet is learning how to take pictures.

OMG. MODEL WHAT.

My skin.

Goodnight alanna

All spelling and punctuation remain unedited.  Old people using texting is so charming.