Merry Christmas, Baby.... Sure Did Treat Me Nice

MissAlanny[dot]Com Company Christmas Photo, 2010

Happy Holidays and all of this and that.  Thank you for being patient through all of my down time in the later part of this year.  Things will be picking up after the new year, and this I promise you.  And, I mean... OUSTANDINGLY INCREDIBLE things.   I'm going to kick things off with the return of my Top Ten on January 1st, and the first week in January will also see the official return of CotW, which will feature the long awaited and highly anticipated post about Leonardo DiCaprio, in response to all that nonsense about this Michael Pitt person being a "hotter, more masculine and less twatty" upgrade of him.  NONSENSE!  But, we'll get to that later...

So, I have two computers in my possession (my old skoo iMac, which doesn't connect to the internet or open any software other than iTunes, and this p.o.s. laptop I bought bascially just for blogging and facebooking) and both are pretty well dunzo.  Do you remember when people were saying "dunzo"?  I believe this was a Laguna Beach thing.  Yeah, I watched Laguna Beach... Eat me.  Anyways - at this moment, I am blogging from a secret location.  As you can probably imagine, secret locations with internet access are hard to come by, so unfortunately, until I'm able to get a new computer (hopefully by mid-/late-January), my postings will be a little spotty.  But, this does NOT make me "twatty"... whatever the F this term has grown to mean. 

This should give you all plenty of time to come up with some Ask Miss Alanny questions :)  Please?  At this point, it would take a Christmas Miracle to keep that part of this site alive... No questions = No posts, geniuses.  Don't hate the playa... or the game.  What is your problem, anyways?  Stop hatin' me and my game and start sending in questions, already.  Keep the love alive, and whatever. 

Sooooooooo.... Season's Greetings!  I love you and I miss you, but we'll talk soon <3